Week 3 Ranks

Two weeks into the season and we’ve seen some absolutely bonkers numbers so far. Ryan Fitzpatrick and Pat Mahomes have combined to throw for 845 TDs and 2 million yards. The league’s leading rusher is Matt M’F’in Breida and Lev Bell is still being an asshole. But here we are at Week 3 already. I will be putting players in tiers with some GIFs. Enjoy and good luck this week! Go get those DUBS!

Quarterbacks

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  • Tom Brady
  • Drew Brees
  • Pat Mahomes
  • Cam Newton
  • Aaron Rodgers
  • Ben Roethlisberger

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  • Jimmy Garoppolo
  • Deshaun Watson
  • Ryan Fitzpatrick
  • Kirk Cousins
  • Matt Ryan

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  • Carson Wentz
  • Matt Stafford
  • Russell Wilson
  • Blake Bortles
  • Andrew Luck
  • Jared Goff

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  • Alex Smith
  • Ryan Tannehill
  • Philip Rivers
  • Derek Carr
  • Tyrod Taylor
  • Andy Dalton

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  • Case Keenum
  • Joe Flacco
  • Mitch Trubisky
  • Dak Prescott
  • Sam Darnold
  • Marcus Mariota
  • Josh Allen
  • Eli Manning
  • Sam Bradford

Running Backs

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  • Todd Gurley
  • Alvin Kamara
  • James Conner
  • Zeke Elliott
  • Melvin Gordon
  • Dalvin Cook (if he plays)

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  • Christian McCaffrey
  • Kareem Hunt
  • David Johnson
  • Saquon Barkley
  • Jordan Howard
  • Kenyan Drake
  • Lamar Miller
  • Tevin Coleman
  • Chris Thompson
  • Jay Ajayi/Corey Clement (Ajayi is Q)
  • Leonard Fournette (moves higher if he gets a full practice in)
  • Gio Bernard

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  • Marshawn Lynch
  • Alex Collins
  • Carlos Hyde
  • Dion Lewis
  • Matt Breida
  • Jamaal Williams
  • Isaiah Crowell
  • Bilal Powell
  • Philip Lindsay
  • Adrian Peterson
  • Peyton Barber

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  • James White
  • LeSean McCoy
  • Royce Freeman
  • Chris Carson
  • Alex Ekeler
  • Rex Burkhead
  • Alfred Morris
  • Kerryon Johnson
  • Derrick Henry
  • Sony Michel

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  • Latavius Murray
  • Buck Allen
  • Duke Johnson
  • Tarik Cohen
  • Theo Riddick
  • Aaron Jones
  • Rashaad Penny
  • TJ Yeldon
  • Marlon Mack/Jordan Wilkins

Wide Receivers

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  • Antonio Brown
  • Michael Thomas
  • DeAndre Hopkins
  • Julio Jones
  • Tyreek Hill
  • Mike Evans

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  • Stefon Diggs
  • Odell Beckham
  • Davante Adams
  • JuJu Smith-Schuster
  • AJ Green
  • Adam Thielen
  • Jarvis Landry
  • Golden Tate
  • Keenan Allen
  • T.Y. Hilton

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  • Amari Cooper
  • Emmanuel Sanders
  • Larry Fitzgerald
  • Brandin Cooks
  • Nelson Agholor
  • Marvin Jones
  • Allen Robinson
  • Will Fuller
  • Chris Hogan
  • Cooper Kupp
  • Kenny Stills
  • Demaryius Thomas
  • Keelan Cole
  • Kenny Golladay
  • Quincy Enunwa

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  • Devin Funchess
  • DeSean Jackson
  • Robert Woods
  • Pierre Garcon
  • Sammy Watkins
  • Corey Davis
  • Randall Cobb
  • Chris Godwin
  • Michael Crabtree
  • John Brown

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  • Tyler Lockett
  • Robby Anderson
  • Ted Ginn
  • Geronimo Allison
  • Marquise Goodwin
  • Jamison Crowder
  • Mike Williams
  • Philip Dorsett

Tight Ends

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  • Rob Gronkowski

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  • Travis Kelce
  • Jordan Reed
  • Jimmy Graham
  • Zach Ertz
  • Evan Engram
  • George Kittle

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  • Trey Burton
  • Kyle Rudolph
  • OJ Howard
  • Jack Doyle
  • Jared Cook

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  • David Njoku
  • Jesse James
  • Austin Hooper
  • Eric Ebron
  • Tyler Eifert

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  • Austin Sefarian-Jenkins
  • Will Dissly
  • Ricky Seals-Jones
  • Jonnu Smith
  • Charles Clay
  • Mark Andrews
  • Antonio Gates

Good luck this week everyone! Follow me on Twitter @hankmardukas23

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